money for the poor

(at a random point during dinner)
sis: when you get a job, all the money go to mommy and sister right?
me: I rather give it to the poor than to you
dad: what do you mean by poor, what's ur definition of poor? real poor or those lazy drug addicts guys, (blah blah blah blah,... ect ect ect..) what's ur definition of poor?
mom: those girls whom dance around the pole ?? they're so poor they don't have enough clothes to wear.
( ect ect everyone jump in)

me: ...........