money for the poor

(at a random point during dinner)
sis: when you get a job, all the money go to mommy and sister right?
me: I rather give it to the poor than to you
dad: what do you mean by poor, what's ur definition of poor? real poor or those lazy drug addicts guys, (blah blah blah blah,... ect ect ect..) what's ur definition of poor?
mom: those girls whom dance around the pole ?? they're so poor they don't have enough clothes to wear.
( ect ect everyone jump in)

me: ...........

Yep

(a phone call)
pana: Duy?
me: yep
pana: how's my friend doing, is she doing alright?
me: yep
pana: have she eat yet?
me: yep
pana: have you eat yet?
me: yep
pana: are you working tomorrow?
me: yep
pana: can you stop answering with yep?
me: yep
pana: dakljfaslfjkslksaldkjf bye
me: yep
(hung up)

oiii brother..

dieu: An, grab that rose bushes.
lit bro: i'm not dumb...
dieu: duy, grab it
me: *grab* (laugh) ahahaha
lit bro: he grabbed it!1
dieu: yeah he's dumb.
(10 secs later)
lit bro: aaaaaaaaaaa it hurtsssssssssssssssssssss (he grabbed the rose bushes)
me: ahahahahahahaha
dieu: why did you grabbed it......
lit bro: duy grabbed it, i  thought it didn't hurt :(:(:( (look like about to cry.)
me: stupido, just because i laughed doesn't mean it's not hurt :D

name...

me: Sorry, i dont remember stuff name well. I mean, i barely know that guy name
cooley: it's ok, there's other thing in the trivia
me: wait, I dont know that guy name. ahahaha
cooley: hahahaha he's kind of important and you should know
me: (whispered) what's his name?
cooley: (____)  *note: i forgot again ahahahahaha

an interesting text

"hi.. duy. see.. i did text to u.. lol. dont bug me.. im doin homework..hahaha"