Brother Finally gave someone SOMETHING

dad: Take your toy with you, no one gonna ask you for it
little brother: why do i need to? it's mine
sis: you know, he gave bom(her bf) his flash lazer light the other day
mom: really???? that's something new
little brother: yeah, i'm not selfish....
me (over heard the convo): How dare you gave my stuff away!?
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red line?

Jordan: hey, do i have a line on my forehead ? (line from the hat)

me: dude..... you are Pink, you can't see red line..

Jordan: omg you are so mean.....

van:(interrupted)  you're not pink, you're Red.

Jordan: what...

trung: (interrupted) no you are not .....

Jordan (interrupted) SHUT UP, u guys are so mean.

how?

Viet: a man is locked inside a room with no way out. inside a room there's a mirror and a table. how does he get out? 

me: stand on the table, jump into the mirror

viet: u ok?

me: how?

viet: well, he look into the mirror, he see what he saw. he take the saw and saw the table in half. two have make a whole (hole) he go out from the hole

me: =_===== asshole

viet: wat?

me: wat? no nothing. :D