scratch your ears

sis: I feel like there's a grain of rice in the back of my nose and my throat hurt
me: oh, that's easy to get rid of. Just scratch behind your ears and suck it (breath in hard) in with your nose.
sis: *scratching behind her ears n sniffed* Like this?
me: ahahahahaha
sis: you bastard.....

animie

viet: I was looking through manga yesterday to find something new. I went into this manga and read a couple chapter. turned out, it was a gay manga and now girl dress up as boy... WTFFFFFFF

don't drag me in it...

me, watching cartoon
others, talking about fake marriage for citizenship
(after a while)
dad: take duy for example, he have nothing to lose, he can't be trick ,he's fit for these thing. i mean, if he get a divorce, all they can do is divide up a pistol.
me: -____---- Oiiiii don't drag me into this convo......

my best day at work.

7 am, came in
eat muffin and drink coffee to wake up till 8
make table/chair shinny till 9:45
break till 10:30
back to clean chair till 11:45
lunch till 1:15
wipe dust till 2
sleep on the couch till 3
go home. get paid for 8 hours of work :D

grandkids

dad: When you guys have kids, if you want me to babysit them, better teach them to be quiet. or else they will just sit in that corner the whole day.

question 31

viet: man i'm so stupid, i left one question unanswered

me: which one

viet: question 31, i checked the exam over n over but...(interrupted)

me: question 31!!?? what? there's question 31??? (look throw the exam), WTH it's a 30 question exam, why is there a question 31 on the back page??!!!!

viet: question 1 doesn't count

me: EHHHHHHH????????????

Just like you

me: You know, I was talking to this girl yesterday, and she's just like you.
Viet: what do you mean???
me: well, i was talking to her, somehow we got on the manga topic, and she keep talking non stop. one after another, like you.
viet: really? who? where????
me: she work yesterday, in the desert. she work here every friday.
viet: oh, what did she talk about?
me: idk, i dont remember.... she keep jumping manga and anime and tell them like you.... i had to jump to this guy and ran away hahaha
viet: oh, (then 5 minutes of bugging me to get which anime she was talking about, ofcourse, i have no idea, i dont remember...)
(10 minutes later)
viet: man, you make me curious now, i cant concentrate now......

ahh i see

(stopped at red light, cousin car on the side)
viet: you know, this ass forgot to put his headlight on, so the woman behind run over and tell him to
me: ohhhh the woman that came out and run to another car? i was complaining cuz she had the whole line of car wait
me: sooo you was the reason you asshole!
trung: Shut UP! :D hehe:D 

:D

me: Where do you work tonight?
qingyi: I don't know
me: I think you're on the line tonight
qingyi: maybe...
me: not maybe you are on the line tonight. hmm wanna bet?
qingyi: bet??
me: yeah, if you lose, you will own me a favor, if i lose, i will own you a favor.
qingyi: hmm ok sure, we'll bet
"shoke hand"
(she went ask the supervisor)
(walk back)
me: so where do you work tonight?
qingyi: i work in here
me: where?
qingyi: at bershire, this place
me: ... hahaha you lost :D
qingyi: ok, i own you a favor, what do u want to do, movie?
me: nahhh i haven't think of it yet, i ll get back on you some other time
qingyi: you're evil.
me: :D