HATE KARMA

start from the beginning.

cal class. a guy walk in. wore short and t shirt. everyone looked
me thinking: WTH IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY. WHAT IS HE THINKING.


9 hours late. going to pick mom up. she cook for umass dinning. i was an hour early (dad told me at 9:30) but it's at 10:30 -___-.
waited. then came in
everyone looked.
here it go

1: manager: it's summer huh??
2: laty: nice and warm outside huh?
3: depart: ohoo it's summer eh?
4: rojenaa: warm and cozy?
5: janitor: on vacation huh?
6: smiley(dunno her real name): hey, long time no see. "look down". uhmm i dont wanna know
7
8
9
10 ect ect ect probably 15

note: i had sandle and short on -___-

RD #6

How do you put an Elephant into the fridge ?

Open it up and put it in. 

How do you put a Giraffe into the fridge?

take the elephant out and put the Giraffe in. 

The Lion King summon all animals to a meeting. but one animal refuse to go, which one?

The Giraffe that got put into the fridge.

One guy came to a river that's famous for it's crocodile. but he crossed it without getting killed. how?

The crocodile went to the meeting. 

Rd #5

In the world. who can jump higher than the house???

Everyone. House can't jump. 

RD #4

in 2 hours, two person dig a hole. how many hole is dig if one person dig it. 

One. A hole is a hole

RD #3

the Husband is black and the wife is White and they just had a baby. what color is the baby teeth???

no teeth. no idea :D

RD #2

a guy got locked inside a room that's just made of walls. (all 4 wall, roof and bottom) there's nothing in a room but a mirror and a table. How does he get out????

he looked into the mirror. he see what he saw. he took the saw and saw the table in half. two half make a whole (hole). he crawl out of the hole. 

riddle number 1:

there's two clock. one run 5 minutes late and one is dead at 5 o'clock. which one is more useful? and why?

the one that's head is more useful because  one is never on time but the one that's dead is on time at least twice a day.